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19, 35, 50, 77! :) from ejdsp0

19: Nope, but I’m not closed off to the idea! Particularly given the very short list of people I’ve been with. 

35: Years ago at Sandown Zoo on the Isle of Wight they had a boa constrictor, and it took every member of our Beavers Scout group to hold the length of it. Also one time in Beavers I held three different snakes at the same time, one of which shat on me. Cool story!

50: Sunny! Sunny is great, when it’s sunny and cold I can wear fashionable trench coats instead of functional rain coats. Also BEACHES AND WALKS

77: Hmmm… probably my tendency to put myself down all the fecking time. It gets in the way!! 

  • I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
  • Him:As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
  • class:*laughs*
  • Him:No, really, I am.
  • Class:*laughs again*
  • Him:Why is that funny?
  • Asshole:Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
  • Him:Well why not?
  • Asshole:I dunno that's just the way that is.
  • Him:I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
  • Class:*laughs*
  • Him:Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
  • Same Asshole:No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
  • Him:*slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
  • Asshole:Because that's how it is.
  • Him:Why?
  • Asshole:That's their job.
  • Him:Why?
  • Asshole:*can't come up with another answer*
  • Him:I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
  • *note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
  • Him:Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
  • Class:*silence*
  • Him:Now.. Louis XVI

38, 59, 66 from Anonymous

38: Yeah! Love doing that. REFRESHING

59: Oddly no, I’ve only been in love once, and even then I only properly realised after that ended. I get infatuated with people easily though.

66: Yes! I prefer experimental dishes because I don’t have to live up to any particularly high expectations. I try not to cook meat too much, but I love fish, and making potato wedges. Oh man, I could go for a tuna steak right now…